i love this part
To unappreciative and high maintenance residents who treat you like a fuckin’ robot by never saying please or thank you.
After someone at work says something racist.
What I want to say to every dickbag out there.
such a badass
When your manager tells you that you can’t leave before you finish something after an 10 hour day of hell.
Dear patients who come in 10 minutes before we close.
I do my RyanGoslingfromDrive impression when people say hi to me.